This Is What The Lovelock Cave Looks Like From The Outside

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Here it is, folks. The mysterious Lovelock cave. M.K.Davis and Don Monroe have just arrived and this is the first shot of the place. This is where the famous giant skulls were found. Take a good look at one of the skulls below:


Notice the sloped low forehead? We're not saying it could be Bigfoot, but recent revelations in the scientific community suggest a new species. Also check out the strong jaw, sloping face, high cheek bones, and large nasal cavity. The jaw bridges alone are about twice the size of an average human jaw bridge today. These features are very close to a Neanderthal's. The Paiute Indians of the Nevada state region have had a long standing tradition of exterminating a group of "red headed" Caucasian giants in Lovelock Cave.


M.K.Davis and Don Monroe arrive at Lovelock Cave.

Comments

  1. AnonymousWednesday, April 16, 2014 at 12:07:00 AM PDT

    We still firsting?

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  2. AnonymousWednesday, April 16, 2014 at 4:36:00 AM PDT

    Looks as if someone needs to spend a few weeks at the Fasano school of paranormal cinematography.

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  3. AnonymousWednesday, April 16, 2014 at 4:58:00 AM PDT

    I do believe there's a squatch in that blurry ass cave

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  4. AnonymousWednesday, April 16, 2014 at 7:39:00 AM PDT

    Can we seal the cave once they are in there? It's our last best hope of getting rid of these two.

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, April 16, 2014 at 7:46:00 AM PDT

      So you want to murder people do you? What a sack of garbage you are.

      Delete
    2. AnonymousWednesday, April 16, 2014 at 8:03:00 AM PDT

      It's a joke, son. Having a bad morning? Do you take everything here seriously?

      Delete
    3. AnonymousWednesday, April 16, 2014 at 8:04:00 AM PDT

      Ps. No, I do not want to murder anyone.

      Delete
    4. AnonymousWednesday, April 16, 2014 at 8:06:00 AM PDT

      Pay no attention to anon 7:46. Things have been pretty grim around here lately. The glory days of Trollandia may be gone forever.

      Delete
    5. AnonymousWednesday, April 16, 2014 at 8:15:00 AM PDT

      Talking about killing folks is a joke? Yah that aint funny son.

      Delete
  5. AnonymousWednesday, April 16, 2014 at 7:47:00 AM PDT

    A Sasquatch put a mind meld love lock on Melbas cave.

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, April 16, 2014 at 8:07:00 AM PDT

      So you want to murder a Sasquatch in Melba's vagina? What a horrible person you are. :)

      Delete
  6. AnonymousWednesday, April 16, 2014 at 8:15:00 AM PDT

    Let's try it this way--so you want to block the entrance to Melba's "cave" with a Sasquatch mind-meld? What a horrible person you are. :)

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  7. AnonymousWednesday, April 16, 2014 at 10:39:00 AM PDT

    Wait a second.... are you saying that's melbas cave in a cave costume? I am going to have to wait for parabreakdown to debunk this for me...

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, April 16, 2014 at 11:25:00 AM PDT

      Didnt you see the zipper?

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, April 16, 2014 at 12:53:00 PM PDT

      Velcro. And a snap.

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    3. AnonymousWednesday, April 16, 2014 at 3:51:00 PM PDT

      No I didn't see that.

      But if I look close I think I see another cave, possibly holding a baby cave...

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  8. AnonymousWednesday, April 16, 2014 at 10:46:00 AM PDT

    I'e been these Caves before, and they smell like dead Fish!

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  9. AnonymousThursday, April 17, 2014 at 8:17:00 AM PDT

    anunnaki they been here for years

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  10. AnonymousThursday, April 17, 2014 at 8:30:00 AM PDT

    a abandoned GRAY base

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