Bigfoot Knocks Lid Off Smoker and Steals Hamburgers

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While Robert Dodson is set up for a night of bigfooting, he hears a loud crash. Upon further investigation he finds that the lid to his smoker has been knocked off the base, and his hamburgers are missing from the grill.


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  1. AnonymousFriday, May 22, 2015 at 6:37:00 PM PDT

    Stealing turdburgers

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    1. AC collinsFriday, May 22, 2015 at 7:37:00 PM PDT

      WHER IS THAT LOOSER TROLL SISSY AT???

      AC COLLINS

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    2. ACcollinsFriday, May 22, 2015 at 7:54:00 PM PDT

      After framing 3 houses, and the contractor My crew did the work for
      aint nowhere to found , I figure its
      better to give TROLL SISSY a beatdown
      Instead of Putting the contractors
      TEETH ON THE ENDANGERED spieces
      List!!
      what would you FOPS do?
      ps. sorry i asked!
      AC collins : (

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    3. AC collinsFriday, May 22, 2015 at 7:59:00 PM PDT

      By The Way ! you are ALL a bunch
      of LIMPWRISTED FOPS!
      ESPICALLY ,TROLL WHIMP!
      AC collins

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    4. AnonymousFriday, May 22, 2015 at 8:00:00 PM PDT

      Kick Stuart right in the box

      Twice

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    5. AnonymousFriday, May 22, 2015 at 8:07:00 PM PDT

      That will make him to go to his "dark place". Always good for a few laughs.

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    6. AnonymousFriday, May 22, 2015 at 8:12:00 PM PDT

      Wait- is that a box?

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    7. AnonymousFriday, May 22, 2015 at 8:12:00 PM PDT

      Yes, the darker Stuart gets the more I laugh too

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    8. AC collinsFriday, May 22, 2015 at 8:15:00 PM PDT

      Lol bunch of pussies, yup weak queer
      pussies all of ya Haa haaa haa

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    9. AnonymousFriday, May 22, 2015 at 8:17:00 PM PDT

      ** your the queer Stewart

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    10. AC collinsFriday, May 22, 2015 at 8:19:00 PM PDT

      stuart what the fock is stuart??
      have you fools gone Crazy?
      AC collins

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    11. AC collinsFriday, May 22, 2015 at 8:22:00 PM PDT

      I aint queer you little punk!
      ACcollins

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    12. AnonymousFriday, May 22, 2015 at 8:22:00 PM PDT

      I don't think two kicks will be sufficient.

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    13. AnonymousFriday, May 22, 2015 at 8:23:00 PM PDT

      Does Stewart keep burgers in his box?

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  2. AnonymousFriday, May 22, 2015 at 6:38:00 PM PDT

    . . . and of course Bigfoot has to be responsible.

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  3. AnonymousFriday, May 22, 2015 at 6:38:00 PM PDT



    The Roger Patterson and Mark Anders videos are real.

    Like Joe Welsh says "Got monkey suit?"

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  4. AnonymousFriday, May 22, 2015 at 7:12:00 PM PDT

    Shhhh! It was me I just love bbq burgers in the dark of night.

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  5. AnonymousFriday, May 22, 2015 at 7:50:00 PM PDT

    . . . and now this special report from the FAILCLOWN PROJECT:

    BROOKRESON: Researcher Brookreson reporting for duty sir - eh, where's the blimp?

    (crickets)

    BROOKRESON: Where's all the other guys?

    (crickets)

    BROOKRESON: Where's the high grade thermals you promised us?

    (crickets)

    BROOKRESON: It's been a long trip and I'm starved - what's for lunch?

    BARNES: Well, we have a few leftover Zagnut bars . . . .

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    1. AnonymousFriday, May 22, 2015 at 8:05:00 PM PDT

      I don't think that's terribly far from the truth.

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    2. ACCOLLINSFriday, May 22, 2015 at 8:09:00 PM PDT

      Thanx 7:50 I needed that Gafaw!

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    3. Iktomi's Redneck CousinFriday, May 22, 2015 at 9:08:00 PM PDT

      He never reported past Arkansas. But I truly enjoyed that ......sir......

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    4. AnonymousFriday, May 22, 2015 at 9:12:00 PM PDT

      It looks like all the people who heavily participated in the failed project are now trying to deny involvement in the colossal debacle.

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    5. Iktomi's Redneck CousinFriday, May 22, 2015 at 9:18:00 PM PDT

      7:50: Keep it up. I like it. I know he would too. I can't be certain, but.....if I know M he's likely still near the Spring River: "pullin all nighters, chasin his desires, watch his eyes light up like lighters..............as he gets a little higher.....sippin on fire".

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    6. Iktomi's Redneck CousinFriday, May 22, 2015 at 9:20:00 PM PDT

      Not the guy you referenced. He lampooned it on FB all week from his compound in the Ozarks. Then on to the Buffalo and Spring River watershed. He's also been pretty harsh on their websites. I think he truly loves the shameful spectacle. And the fact that he was shrewd enough not to show. Thanks to DriverOperator for tipping him on the debacle.

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    7. Iktomi's Redneck CousinFriday, May 22, 2015 at 9:30:00 PM PDT

      And shame be cast upon those who sent those other unfortunate gents afoot with no support, those kids and adults alike were out real money and time and if for no other reason, when M gets outta the woods, ten will get ya twenty he rips The Faultese Falcon to bits.....

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    8. Iktomi's Redneck CousinFriday, May 22, 2015 at 9:41:00 PM PDT

      Hey Shawn, you want a good post, ask your boy MKB to write a little article for you on the project referenced above, why he outta be getting out of the woods right about..........now. And Barnes, he told me to tell you that, " you didn't get to wreck my Friday, ya never got to change my mind, you never got to steal my freedom.....all you did was waste my time....."

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    9. AnonymousFriday, May 22, 2015 at 11:46:00 PM PDT

      So I take it the Falcon project is in a bit of a mess then?

      Did good old Meldrum however get his fee up front, that is all we need to know?

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    10. IktomiSaturday, May 23, 2015 at 2:58:00 AM PDT

      CUZ!!!!!!! I'll shoot you an email now!!!

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    11. Iktomi's Redneck CousinSaturday, May 23, 2015 at 5:09:00 AM PDT

      As long as Doc got paid I'm ok with that part. But M said this am before coffee that he didn't "need the FP, The Alan Parson's Project or Project Runway for that matter, he'd just do it all himself". Cuz I haven't seek you since God talked to Moses. Send me an email, I'll have Sharon Jean plug in this here computer as soon as she gets her teeth in. She can't whistle up the dogs for breakfast.

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    12. AnonymousSaturday, May 23, 2015 at 8:55:00 AM PDT

      You forgot to mention that you also live in the projects!

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  6. AnonymousFriday, May 22, 2015 at 8:52:00 PM PDT

    Maybe it was The Hamburgler.

    There is evidence to support the existence of a bipedal hominid living in fast food restaurants. Occam's Razor!

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    1. AnonymousFriday, May 22, 2015 at 9:05:00 PM PDT

      Mayor McCheese posted that he was back on the search again - now it all makes sense.

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    2. IktomiSaturday, May 23, 2015 at 2:58:00 AM PDT

      8:52... You're learning.

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    3. AnonymousSaturday, May 23, 2015 at 7:01:00 AM PDT

      Joe, you've taught me everything I know about cut and paste. Thank you. Now I need to find some one who can teach me to think. Any suggestions?

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    4. IktomiSaturday, May 23, 2015 at 9:45:00 AM PDT

      Well don't expect me to keep tutoring you, I gave up on trying to get you to think for yourself a long time.

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    5. IktomiSaturday, May 23, 2015 at 9:46:00 AM PDT

      ... Ago.

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  7. AnonymousSaturday, May 23, 2015 at 11:01:00 AM PDT

    Raccoons routinely get into containers for food, but yeah, this must have been the work of an 8 foot, half ton, unphotographable primate.

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  8. AnonymousSunday, May 24, 2015 at 6:41:00 AM PDT

    Couldn't be a coon or other critter now could it?

    Need a body

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